) Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes. Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway? You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
Because of the names of my nieces and nephews were on Facebook I blocked her immediately.
A few of my nieces would've laughed about it anyway.'Realising Jon was not bothered by her threats, 'Marie' reduced the blackmail figure to £100 and wrote: 'I'm not afraid of the police and to know that I'm a guy and I belong to an organization and the police can't find me lol'.
You're like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous. Keep it quiet - but I'm COMPLETELY naked under these clothes.
You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare - you're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.
It seems like every day there's a new form of online dating.