“Come on, honey, she’s my thing going on and live right next door to the woman, don’t you think it’s a bit odd for her to show up unannounced all of the time?
However cool it makes you is exactly how lame it makes him.
You might feel like Joan Jett when he picks you up in his Seville outside the high school in front of all your friends, but he is being mercilessly mocked by all of the women in his life for dating a 14-year-old.2.
Unless it's just a fun, sexy, baggage-free throw-you-over-your-desk situation where nobody gets hurt at the end.5.
There's probably a reason no woman his age wants to date him. Defending your relationship will frequently ruin your friendships.
Being the older, wiser man is a power trip for him.